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  • Marriage

    Friday, May 9, 2008 8:19PM / Standard Entry / Members only

    BEFORE MARRIAGE:


    He:
    Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
    She:
    Do you want me to leave?
    He:
    NO! Don't even think about it.

    She:
    Do you love me?
    He:
    Of course! Over and over!
    She:
    Have you ever cheated on me?
    He:
    NO! Why are you even asking?
    She:
    Will you kiss me?
    He: Every chance I get!

    She:
    Will you hit me?
    He:
    Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
    She:
    Can I trust you?
    He:
    Yes.
    She:
    Darling!



    AFTER MARRIAGE:

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  • How business and sales person is done!

    Monday, May 5, 2008 9:46PM / Standard Entry / Members only

    Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice..

    Son: "I will choose my own bride!"

    Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

    Son: "Well, in that case...OK"

    Next Day

    Father approaches Bill Gates.

    Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."

    Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

    Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

    Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... OK"

    Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.



    Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

    President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

    Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

    President: "Ah, in that case... OK"



    This is how business and sales persons is done!!


  • Inconceivable heart

    Monday, Apr 21, 2008 9:09PM / Standard Entry / Members only


  • Wonderful Creations....‏

    Friday, Apr 11, 2008 10:55PM / Standard Entry / Members only

    These lovely and creatvie photos have been sent by one of my firneds.  Wish all of you in AnD will have a nice weekend ^_^  

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     


  • Japanese Speaker (Urgent!)

    Saturday, Apr 5, 2008 2:13AM / Standard Entry / Members only

    Currently, one of my clients run business in avaiation industry, they are recruiting Japanese Speaker candidates for Relationship Executive Positons.  The whole package is very attractive.  The person will be placed in Singapore.   

    Interested applicants , please sent your resume or contacts to my inbox. I will contact you ASAP. 

    Thank you! 

      

     

           

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