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  • Marriage

    Friday, May 9, 2008 8:19PM / Members only

    BEFORE MARRIAGE:


    He:
    Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
    She:
    Do you want me to leave?
    He:
    NO! Don't even think about it.

    She:
    Do you love me?
    He:
    Of course! Over and over!
    She:
    Have you ever cheated on me?
    He:
    NO! Why are you even asking?
    She:
    Will you kiss me?
    He: Every chance I get!

    She:
    Will you hit me?
    He:
    Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
    She:
    Can I trust you?
    He:
    Yes.
    She:
    Darling!



    AFTER MARRIAGE:

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  • How business and sales person is done!

    Monday, May 5, 2008 9:46PM / Members only

    Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice..

    Son: "I will choose my own bride!"

    Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

    Son: "Well, in that case...OK"

    Next Day

    Father approaches Bill Gates.

    Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."

    Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

    Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

    Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... OK"

    Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.



    Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

    President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

    Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

    President: "Ah, in that case... OK"



    This is how business and sales persons is done!!

  • Inconceivable heart

    Monday, Apr 21, 2008 9:09PM / Members only

  • Wonderful Creations....‏

    Friday, Apr 11, 2008 10:55PM / Members only

    These lovely and creatvie photos have been sent by one of my firneds.  Wish all of you in AnD will have a nice weekend ^_^  

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • Japanese Speaker (Urgent!)

    Saturday, Apr 5, 2008 2:13AM / Members only

    Currently, one of my clients run business in avaiation industry, they are recruiting Japanese Speaker candidates for Relationship Executive Positons.  The whole package is very attractive.  The person will be placed in Singapore.   

    Interested applicants , please sent your resume or contacts to my inbox. I will contact you ASAP. 

    Thank you! 

      

     

           
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  • posted on Wednesday, Apr 23, 2008 11:06PM  [Report]
    Hello, thank you :) your blog is very interesting too

  • posted on Friday, Apr 18, 2008 4:17PM  [Report]
    i am come from china too ! i am at hangzhou city !

  • posted on Tuesday, Apr 15, 2008 9:00PM  [Report]
    your space is very interesting I like it !
    nice to meet u !

  • posted on Monday, Apr 14, 2008 4:13PM  [Report]
    do you from chinese ?

  • posted on Sunday, Apr 13, 2008 2:27AM  [Report]
    Hi,
    How are doing? Welcome to the AnD site. There are so many nice people to talk with and wonderful artists. I hope you have a good weekend. Thanks for stopping by and take care.

  • posted on Saturday, Apr 12, 2008 12:41PM  [Report]
    My companies are situated in the US Silicon Valley, but one of them will be going to Asia. So there might be a need for a recruiter for China. Thx for stopping by!

    Oh btw, did you see this before?

    http://despair.com/adversity.html

    I was just thinking of your announcement and that came to mind. I made a blog post about that a while ago.

  • posted on Friday, Apr 11, 2008 4:13AM  [Report]
    Head hunter? hehe... do you recruit for tech companies too?

  • posted on Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 11:41PM  [Report]
    hi nice to meet ya on And!
  • Official artist
    posted on Sunday, Apr 6, 2008 2:40AM  [Report]
    oh thank you for the comments ^_^

  • posted on Saturday, Apr 5, 2008 2:34PM  [Report]
    Welcome to AnD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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