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  • FUCK SF

    Wednesday, Apr 8, 2009 11:32AM / Members only

    SERIOUSLY, FUCK SF ALL THE WAY! THOSE STUPID BITCHES NEED A REAL LESSON MAN! TALKING SHIT BEHIND PEOPLE'S BACK, IT'S ONLY A STUPID GAME. I TOTALLY SEE NO POINT IN GETTING ANGRY WHEN THEY LOST JUST BECAUSE THEY SUCK (ALTHOUGH I'M IN THEIR STUPID TEAM). NO STUPID POINT IN ACTING SERIOUS, MAN!

    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! THEY'RE CALL REAL BITCHES!

    I SWEAR THAT BITCH! (NO DISCRIMINATION) I HAVE HEARD TON OF SHIT HOW RUDE MOST OF HdfsfdsKfdsfsd PEOPLE ARE. AND THAT BITCH WHO HAPPENED TO BE ONE OF THE RUDEST BITCH OUT THERE, ARGH! SKINNY ASS BONE BITCH APPEARING IN MY FUCKING WAY. THE NEXT TIME SHE BETTER GET HER ASS OUT OF MY WAY OR ELSE I AIN'T GOING TO DO ANY TALKING NO MORE. THE NEXT THING YOU KNEW HER FACE IS EATING RANDOM SHIT!!!

  • HILARIOUS JOKES!

    Monday, Mar 9, 2009 10:04AM / Members only

    HAHAHAGAGAHAJHJAJAJAJSJDFDSJFPOSJFKLDSMFPOAIKOFMD;LFMKAPO!

    These jokes crack me up. Stupid, but funny.

     

    Ugliest Kid Ever

    I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"

     

    Posh Fart

    A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs.

    Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it.

    As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly.

    Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her 'little accident' and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.

    As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?"

    Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost?"

    He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is."

     

    Mike is Dead

    Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"

    "Woah, what the hell happened to him?"

    "Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."

    "What a horrible way to die!"

    "No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones."

    "What a way to go, that's terrible!"

    "No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him."

    "Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"

    "No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him."

    "Man, what a way to go!"

    "No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."

    "Now that is one awful way to go!"

    "No no, he survived that..."

    "Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"

    "I shot him!"

    "You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?"

    "He was wrecking my house."

     

    No Ears

    A guy walks in for his interview.
    The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

    The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

    Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

    2nd guy walks in for his interview.

    The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

    The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

    Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

    This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."

    3rd guy walks in for his interview.

    The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

    The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."

    The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"

    3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."

     

    Mountain of Wishes

    Three men visit the mountain of wishes where, if you jump off and say your wish you'll get it.

    So the first guy jumps and says I wanna be famous, POOF he's famous.

    The second guy jumps and says I wanna be rich, POOF he's a trillionaire.

    Finally, the third guy goes trips over a stick and says shit.

    As he hits the bottom he lands in a pile of shit.

     

    No Toilent Paper

    There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

    Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

    While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

    Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

    All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

    The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.

  • Hilarious News!!!

    Sunday, Mar 8, 2009 12:31PM / Members only

    FREAKING HILARIOUS!

    I, apparently happen to be a wild imagination kind of person. So, endure these news. HAHAHAHAHAKAKAKAJJAJHHAHJDHFKLHDFJD;LFJAJSDFJDLK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    Man falls down same cliff twice

    Friday, March 6 2009, 10:28am EST

    By Sarah Rollo, Entertainment Reporter

     

    A man who was dragged to safety after falling down a riverside cliff regained consciousness only to stumble and fall down the same slope.

    George Stastny was on a Sunday stroll along the River Tees at Brignall, County Durham, with his wife Mary when the incident happened, reports the Northern Echo.

    During the first tumble, Stastny broke his nose and bloodied his face and eventually passed out after being helped back to the top by his wife.

    Realising that she did not have a mobile phone, Mrs Stastny set off on the one-hour run to her friend's house to get help. Meanwhile, her architect husband briefly regained consciousness, stood up, then lost his bearings and stumbled back down the slope.

    Arriving at her friend's house to discover that no-one was in, Mrs Stastny broke a window to gain entry in order to phone the police, fire service, ambulance and air ambulance.

    However, unbeknown to her, her husband had again come round and clambered to the cliff top before walking to the couple's car. He then drove to his mother-in-law's house, managed to reset his broken nose and called his wife to say he was fine.

    Mrs Stastny, who was questioned by police about the "break in" the next day, said that the couple were now able to see the "funny side" of the day's events.

     

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    Man 'stabbed son in buttock'

    Thursday, February 26 2009, 7:08pm EST

    By Sarah Rollo, Entertainment Reporter

    A man is being hunted by police in America after allegedly stabbing his own son on the left buttock.

    According to The AP, relations between the family members soured after the 19-year-old refused to take his hat off in church.

    It is claimed that the 58-year-old father went to his car to get his knife following the argument, before returning and carrying out the alleged assault.

    The teenager was reportedly taken to the University Of Maryland Medical Centre for treatment.

  • Lame Annoying Crap

    Tuesday, Dec 16, 2008 9:10AM / Members only

    Something happened last night, but I am not going to point it out.

    I've just begin to watch Dragon Ball Z (Yes, I'm slow). I love Vegeta, Raditz, and little Gohan a whole lot!

     

    Saiyan Rocks!

  • Back From The Dead And Talking About Samurai Champloo

    Friday, Oct 17, 2008 8:24AM / Members only

    I'm back from the dead with a new fresh week. I was really busy so I didn't get the chance to post anything lately. Oh, about Samurai Champloo I had just done watching, and if I weren't wrong there are 26 episodes in it. I highly recommend all you to watch this anime because it's one of the best of the BEST action anime I've seen so far. I'm a big spoiler so if you're planning to watch don't read what I'm about to type.

    My stupid brother went ahead of me and finish the whole 26 episodes before I did. So he freaking say that Mugen and Jin died at the end. I was so mad and depressed that I feel like I didn't want to watch it because it's useless seeing the cool guy die. Instead I went on and finish the whole thing and they both survived! (I knew from the start that they weren't going to die anyway)  .

     

    ~*Love Mugen and Jin*~

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