salam,

i received this e-mail before while i was working in SPSN. i laughed, it's so hilarious  i received it few weeks ago, forwarded by my SPSN sr. i can't help to find it still funny   

british eng vs malaysia eng

Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.

British English vs. Malaysian English

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hello, who call?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Malaysians: No need lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Malaysians: Don't want lah.

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?

Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..

Malaysians: Die lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.

Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!

SPSN: Aiya! Simple mathematic oso do know ah!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?

Malaysians: Celaka you!

 

 this SPSN phrase i use to hear while i was working there. it was frequently said by sr & they mean it for a joke or tesing somebody. if i happen to stand nearby i'll laughed, is not just that phrase, a lot more sentence will come out.

 

sometimes i make mistake, this phrase will spontaneously came out from 1 of my sr. i laughed  then another sr will add more spices & i'll keep on laughing  i never felt down or kecil hati whenever they said that to me. in fact i felt i'm in. i felt that i'm a part of the team. it shows that they like me, respect me & my work.

 

i never forgot them. i like most of them, i hate 1 a lot. i hate that bastard very much.

 

 

 

 

salam,

i like dog. i hv came across few of them in my working area & around my flat. too bad they not mine.

i hate 1 of my housemate. she knew a bit about me before i  join the house. i don't know where she got the info, she must hv few very loyal dogs reporting to the master. they always reporting to her on my activities. she got sooooo good info until she can ridicule me. she mock my accent & she can even mock my body language. i wonder what she been feeding them. God, she's so damn good in it.

i wish i hv few dogs,  then how to recruit them & what to feed them? i want to know bout her, her mistake, her bad attitude, her activities at her office. i also want to mock her & make fun of every words she said. i wish to return the favor!

tomorrow i'm goin back to k.l, end of my holiday. it's soooo berat hati to left my family & my hometown. i wish my rezeki here, i wish for a job in alor setar, kulim or png. 

how i spend my holiday? i don't waste time reading yahoo news anymore. i spend more time in AnD & youtube. i like reading celeb blog, upcoming artist & go to url that they had post. youku took time to load, i can't even watch some vid, it's hang. well, as always i'm internet surfing while doin housework or watching tv.

previously i send comment in yahoo news. then i got shoot, i don't mind & stay cool. then somehow, i got a chance to return the favor i feeeel soooo good but when thought about it, i feel stupid. here i am, at my hometown, i shouldn't wasted my time reading yahoo news, i should spend my time watching my fave korean drama on youtube & that's what i did. those sweet hero & good looking bad guy, ah .... what a good holiday this turn out to b & not to mention 2 - 3hrs nap, ah ..... life sooooo good

what else i did. i watched dvd, the sorcerer & the white snake, the cool Jet Li,  sweet Lam Fung, pretty Eva Huang & Charlene Choi. i also watched overheard 2 for the 1st time i love the storyline & ending part i like the m.o.u between manson, jack & joe. this is a good film it's cool i love it

i took my nieces & nephew to the movie, there goes my RM. we shop before movie start, there goes my RM again we watched malay movie, jgn pandang2. some part hilarious, some part bore, overall it worth it. we all enjoy the show, 1 of my 11yrs nieces laughed so much & lol she also scream at shocking ghost part. i'm glad we hv a good time though i'm broke.

i mean it, i'm broke. anyway i already plan for next holiday, as always, back here at my hometown. it will b on 2nd of may to 6th. O Allah, The Most Merciful, The Most Loving, The Most  Prosperous, pls granted my plan.

good nite, sweet-dreams 

salam,

i'm 40 this yr but i'm nothing. i don't even hv a carrier, i hv a job that i'm not proud off. i don't mind the job i just wish it's closer to my hometown. i don't even hv a boyfriend i only hv dream boyfriend which i share with thousands of girls
so what did i hv .... debts  study debt, house debt, personal loan debt, stop. as i'm getting older i shouldn't let the list getting longer all these debt shows that ..... i'm ALIVE

i haven't complete watching korean drama on youtube yet but i always vid hoping. i came across this vid. i watch this movie in early 80's when it was shown by government tv station. close encounter of the 3rd kind, this is hilarious 


Video: http://youtu.be/oU_BBIUTVdg

i'm sad, i wish for a job closer to my hometown, i wish i can live in my own house. keep praying ..... oh happy belated birthday to me, keep smiling girl

salam,

here i am, spending my holidays at my hometown, as always yesterday morning i read this yahoo news. as usual i selected science news.


these are the comments. some are funny, some are hilarious


to me these are very smart ppl. they hv knowledge or some knowledge in  science & movies.
this morning i read about local politics news & some comments was really funny. i always think only smart ppl can make a joke out of everything & it's true 

wow, i can't post this a day before CNY, i'm glad it still in this draft. better publish then del

salam,

i like reading zodiac forecast but i don't believe a shit about it. i know things happen because of karma or destined to b that way. i hate some part that has happen in my life but then what can i do about it ...... break down & cry that's what i always did

this zodiac forecast by Adeline Pang:




Personality

Being a good advice provider is a characteristic of people born under the Rat
sign. But these same advices when applied to their personal lives are not
necessarily observed. Integrity and consistency becomes a question. They often
desire power and can be petty and greedy. On the other hand, they are witty,
sociable and very ambitious. The rat person is an opportunist and who will stop at
nothing just to reach the target. They are also prone to gambling and wild
spending spree.

The rat person could sometimes be straightforward and honest in their opinions
yet they do this in a manner that people they interact with find themselves
captivated by the person’s charm. They are amiable, hardworking and frugal.
Yet, they are generous only to those they are affectionate. Despite their
parsimonious ways, admirers often surround them because they exhibit a hard-to ignore
personal appeal. Once people are trapped, they may find it hard to
disengage from them.

me: i don't desire power, i desire RM. power will made me stupid, hence i use money to made me look smart i'm not very ambitious person, i work for it & pray for it but it doesn't mean i'll get it. sometimes i just hv to bare with it ...... break down & cry, that's what i always did hard-to-ignore personal appeal ....... sooooo not me!

Career

Sky Warrior Star Tian Xiong brings misunderstanding. Be careful when you
speak. To avoid trouble, keep a low profile and be humble. General Star Jiang Xing will have people coming to help you.

me: what's sky warrior star, what's general star?

Love

Singles fall in love and you may find someone special in your life, and the possible
sound of wedding bells. A good year to get married and have babies.

me: single fall in love ........ to whom i wish not a desperate man, otherwise i'm  the 1 who's gonna b veeeeery unlucky ...... poor me

Wealth

The Golden Lock Star Jin Kui brings you good wealth opportunities. Opportunities are limitless for you to fulfil your dreams.

me: actually is very lessssss what's golden lock star anyway?

i wish to share this vid, i hope it works

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcwFl0XNzQQ&feature=colike