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  • I'm off Alcohol..

    Wednesday, Aug 13, 2008 7:12PM / Members only

    For some of yous who don't know me well, you guys all think i'm intoxicated 24/7.. but no that's so not true.. I don't even like alcohol.. but it's okay.. i am back on my ZERO ALCOHOL thing again.. did that 2yrs back.. for more than half a year.. just feel like doing it again.. Don't really see the point in drinking unless i'm celebrating for something.. besides.. it's no fun, since i never get drunk drunk.. have been off it for 3 wks now.. see? easy as! Don't worry.. i still go out n party.. n i'm still hype n crazy like usual.. hahaha.. trying to change my lifestyle.. but can't really seem to take the party out of it? I guess my life's a party.. anyways.. my fren sent me this email.. i think it's quite funny.. n I'M SURE it happen to most of yous!!

    Dear Alcohol My Friend

    First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.
    My friend, you always seem to be there when needed.
    The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer with the game, and you're even around in the holidays hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. Yet lately I've been wondering about your intentions.
    While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart,
    I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences,
    briefed below for your review.

    1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important,
    I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 am. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?

    2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal and, though cooking is far from my specialty, why you suggested that I eat a kebab with chilli sauce, along with a big slice of cheese-filled-crust pizza and some stale chips (washed down with chocolate Quik and topped off with a Kit Kat all after a few Cheezels and fries) is beyond me. Eclectic eater I am, but I think you went too far this time.

    3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary.
    The black and blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next
    day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45
    seconds to get the front door key into the lock.

    4. Pictures: This can be a blessing in disguise, as it can often clarify the last point below, but the following costumes are banned from ever being placed on my head in public again: Indian wigs, sombreros, bows, ties, boxes, upside-down ups, inflatable balloon animals, traffic cones, or bras.

    5. Beer Goggles: If I think I may know him/her from somewhere, I most
    likely do not. Please do not request that I go over and see if in fact, I do actually know that person. The phrase 'let's F***' is illegal from now on.

    While I may be thinking this, please reinstate the brain-to-mouth-filter
    system that would stop this thought from becoming a statement, especially
    in public. Please stop me from talking to the guy/girl with the crooked
    teeth, bad breath, beer belly, etc. Why are they so appealing to me while
    I'm with you and why do they seem so disgusting to me the next morning
    after you have worn off??

    6. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous now. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3 pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, vegemite, diet coke, aspirin) prior to going to bed/passing out facedown on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal and in no way interfere with my daily Saturday or Sunday (or any day for that matter) activities. C'mon now, it's only fair - you do your part, I'll do mine.

    Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now and I would
    like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker
    of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed
    companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my
    pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully
    review my grievances above and address them immediately. I will look for
    an answer no later than Friday (5 pm pre-happy hour) on your possible
    solutions and hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.

    Thank you,
    Your Biggest Fan

  • Jin vs Goldmountain@Racks!!

    Tuesday, Jul 15, 2008 4:43PM / Members only

    Heya.. Not sure if this is what Patrick n Larry meant.. by posting this on AnD?
    If not get the link from me, Patrick or Stephen...  :D
     


  • It may be too loud for people over 30.. :)

    Thursday, Jul 10, 2008 12:11AM / Members only

    So Dad brought back some of my CDs from NZ.. the COOLEST Daddy ever!!! He brought back most of my favourite CDs.. funny that he knew what i liked.. Maybe he knew all the favourite albums would be on the most easy to reach shelf? haha.. guess he just knows me well!!

    Dad brought back my whole collection of The Prodigy, Limp Bizkit, FatBoySlim, Daft Punk, Blink182, Good Charlotte, Korn, Slipknot, Pantera, Creed, NIN, Staind, Jamiroquai, Nirvana, Chemical Bros.. n etc..
    Thinking back.. i wasted so much money on CDs n i still do.. thing with me is i can never accept myself for buying any pirated stuff n i never like to download.. if i like a song i rather buy a whole album.. another reason is i like to own stuff.. sounds spoilt.. but how else am i gona get my music yea?

    Its only now i realize all the music i used to listen to were such heavy metal, loud, and dark.. But who cares!! I LOVE IT!! I turned out okay considering listening to these kinda music growing up!! Yea, i don't have piercings n tattoos all over me.. (Not that ppl who have piercings n tattoos have any probs :)) so yea i think i pass as an okay!

    Listening to all of my old music brings back so much memories.. n it's a good change.. since the only genre that seems to be popular in HK are HipHop, RnB, n Pop.. i don't know.. maybe its the trend? I don't not like it.. but i just like my Rock better.. regret not learning how to play the drums damn it! Also, what's funny is, i can still remember ALL the lyrics of every song once it starts playing.. weird yea? Also, i just think the lyrics back then were so much better.. all of the songs kinda have a story or a message to send out.. yes and a lot of swearing n explicit languages too.. but still good..

    Posting some of my favourites here..

    Sorry, the Prodigy one maybe a bit shocking to some.. but this MV is awesome, seriously! None of the Prodigy guys were in it.. maybe you can spot their Ant.. :)

    Come as you are - Nirvana


    Prodigy - Smack my bitch up


    Hot Dog - Limp Bizkit

  • Euro 2008..

    Monday, Jun 30, 2008 2:27PM / Members only

    Has finally ended this morning.. great game.. Spain won.. 1-0 against Germany.. kinda sensed that Spain was going to win this year.. watching soccer in HK sucks.. coz the kick off is usually at 2am in the morning.. then goes 90mins.. sometimes more.. n when you have work the next morning.. you only get a few hours sleep.. n then go to work in semi-zombitic mode.. which is what i am right now.. i've also just had my lunch.. which makes me even more drowsy..

    So looking forward to the holiday tom./ yay! Don't you just love HK? there's so many holidays.. not going out tonite.. so don't call me.. i am going to sleep.. i'm sleep deprived.. i know i always say i'll sleep when i'm dead.. but with my current state.. i will die very soon.. so i need this very much.. and there are way too many bday parties this week.. one on Tonight, Wed, two on Thurs, Fri... Happy Birthday Tat Ming.. Inti.. Ady.. Ma Saai.. i wish i could split myself into many.. n go to every birthday.. sadly i can't.. so, if you don't see me.. i will make sure i buy you your b'day dinners.. as for my dearest god brothers.. Ady n Ma Saai.. i will be bringing myself to your place soon.. i won't tell you when.. also, you both owe me a watch!! It's been 20yrs already.. you both have not taken the effort to go buy me back my watch.. get me my watch, n i will bring over your presents.. hm!

    Oh yay.. daddy coming back this week too.. can't wait.. my oysters.. my steak.. my Salmon.. my CDs.. oh n my daddy too! :)



  • Bizarre Love Triangle..

    Friday, Jun 20, 2008 12:31AM / Members only

    Another song that i love.. i love the original one from New Order.. yesyes, a lot of you may not have heard of New Order.. they are old.. from the 80's.. came out 2years after DuranDuran.. yea.. i suck.. i am old.. i listen to old ppl's music!! But the one i have here is actually resung by an Australian group called Frente'.. there isn't much lyrics to the song.. don't know what i love about it.. i just love it.. haha..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ1c9ErCn7w


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  • posted on Friday, Jul 18, 2008 10:23PM  [Report]
    i am officially going to be late getting out tonight, becuz i cant seem to get moving and am stuck writing u a message and commenting on old photos...... and my place is a mess...... and ur not going out tonight..... and....... hmmmmmmmm
  • Official artist
    posted on Tuesday, Jul 1, 2008 9:21AM  [Report]
    Thanks Dukestah!

  • posted on Wednesday, Jun 11, 2008 8:27PM  [Report]
    haha, ya, sorry for our drunk dialing last night!! =)

  • posted on Friday, Jun 6, 2008 5:08PM  [Report]
    serious!!! tat's great!!! we can hang out and party here then!!! wad's yr msn?

  • posted on Friday, Jun 6, 2008 4:23AM  [Report]
    yeah cos i'm back to sg. :(

    do let me know if you ever drop by sg! we will go partyyyyyyyyy~~~~~~~~ x

  • posted on Thursday, Jun 5, 2008 1:02AM  [Report]
    OMAR M'A AIMER ...

  • posted on Saturday, May 31, 2008 1:46AM  [Report]
    hey gal, how's it going? met u at shiga's hse before i think?
  • Official artist
    posted on Friday, May 30, 2008 7:10PM  [Report]
    seee you later gal...MIA is about to return!

  • posted on Thursday, May 29, 2008 1:59PM  [Report]
    hahah ya im kinda hurting today...
  • Official artist
    posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2008 10:57PM  [Report]
    DARLIIIIING!! HA HA.. GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE! See you Friday GAL... we get to parteeeee at last!xoxo
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