Don't Tempt Fate,Taunt It http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson No one is perfect and when you accept this fact you will be able to take on any critic. ADVERSITY That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable DESTINY You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment. Copyright(C) Don't Tempt Fate,Taunt It Alivenotdead.com Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:55:59 GMT Don't Tempt Fate,Taunt It http://www.alivenotdead.com/user/01/photo_47501.jpg?1257617340 http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson Demotivators http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Demotivators-profile-820010.html http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Demotivators-profile-820010.html#comments I'm all for Motivation I think it keeps us all going but the last few years I have purchased the Despair Calendars because they make me laugh, have interesting facts in the dates and nice pictures. It's all about demotivation...in a fun way, here

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blog JoanneSanderson Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:55:59 GMT http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Demotivators-profile-820010.html
THE TALE OF A CAREFULLY PLACED FIST http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/THE-TALE-OF-A-CAREFULLY-PLACED-FIST-profile-818178.html http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/THE-TALE-OF-A-CAREFULLY-PLACED-FIST-profile-818178.html#comments   + = More

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blog JoanneSanderson Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:00:00 GMT http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/THE-TALE-OF-A-CAREFULLY-PLACED-FIST-profile-818178.html
Boob life buoys & Dark embraces http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Boob-life-buoys-Dark-embraces-profile-804901.html http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Boob-life-buoys-Dark-embraces-profile-804901.html#comments It's been a bit since I've blogged I just really wanted to say thanks to the warm welcome on my return, I do promise at some point I will go into more detail about my whereabouts somehow and somwehere  but well yeah just, thanks :)

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blog JoanneSanderson Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:16:00 GMT http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Boob-life-buoys-Dark-embraces-profile-804901.html
Soul Food ~Eye candy and alcoholic desserts http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Soul-Food-Eye-candy-and-alcoholic-desserts-profile-538212.html http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Soul-Food-Eye-candy-and-alcoholic-desserts-profile-538212.html#comments  

I  finally got to see and loved The Good The Bad and The Weird what an excellent twist on it's inspired Sergio Leone classic.There w...

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blog JoanneSanderson Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:12:00 GMT http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Soul-Food-Eye-candy-and-alcoholic-desserts-profile-538212.html
Talk dirty...Okay it's your turn to do the dishes http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Talk-dirty-Okay-it-s-your-turn-to-do-the-dishes-profile-530427.html http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Talk-dirty-Okay-it-s-your-turn-to-do-the-dishes-profile-530427.html#comments In my life I've had plenty of jobs but not so many that look desirable on a CV, one of most 'interesting' was a sex chat line operator, now for someone who is more than a little prudish and thinks things like that is best kept for the bedroom this job

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blog JoanneSanderson Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:05:00 GMT http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Talk-dirty-Okay-it-s-your-turn-to-do-the-dishes-profile-530427.html
Kid's say the darndest things! http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Kid-s-say-the-darndest-things--profile-528184.html http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Kid-s-say-the-darndest-things--profile-528184.html#comments My eldest nephew broke up with his girlfriend the one he was marrying on a cruise, he informed me ever so seriously that he had 

'had enough of women, Since I broke up with her I've been able to concentrate on work and been praised for it I w...

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blog JoanneSanderson Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:23:00 GMT http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Kid-s-say-the-darndest-things--profile-528184.html
Blog: Sunday, Mar 8 http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Blog-Sunday-Mar-8-profile-526722.html http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Blog-Sunday-Mar-8-profile-526722.html#comments My guitar  is a rather old piece that is actually co-owned by me and my brother, I rarely get to see it these days as he now has it but it sure brings back memories. She no longer purrs like a kitten, more like throws a hairball at me everytime I

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blog JoanneSanderson Sun, 08 Mar 2009 12:52:00 GMT http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Blog-Sunday-Mar-8-profile-526722.html
Return to Ironbridge. http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Return-to-Ironbridge--profile-525804.html http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Return-to-Ironbridge--profile-525804.html#comments Went back to Ironbridge, that quaint little village I love actually looked at some property for rent but I'm still in two minds about moving so far away as my two best friends are in my eyes my siblings and Ironbridge is a long way from Southport.

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blog JoanneSanderson Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:39:00 GMT http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Return-to-Ironbridge--profile-525804.html
Possession,Anise assault and everything in between http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Possession-Anise-assault-and-everything-in-between-profile-524853.html http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Possession-Anise-assault-and-everything-in-between-profile-524853.html#comments Does anyone remember Deck of Cards? I'm listening to Max Bygraves version it's quite a nice little song how the WW II soldier explains that he has no bible but the deck of cards is his and goes into explaining what each numbered card represents in the

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blog JoanneSanderson Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:41:00 GMT http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Possession-Anise-assault-and-everything-in-between-profile-524853.html
Paralympic Opening Ceremony 2008 & tearsTV!! http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Paralympic-Opening-Ceremony-2008-tearsTV--profile-289636.html http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Paralympic-Opening-Ceremony-2008-tearsTV--profile-289636.html#comments I spent most of yesterday in tears, (I'm okay!!!, btw!! just watched stupid TV ) cried during the opening ceremony for the paralympics, then again at X Factor...Which is weird, because I onl

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blog JoanneSanderson Sun, 07 Sep 2008 12:27:00 GMT http://www.alivenotdead.com/JoanneSanderson/Paralympic-Opening-Ceremony-2008-tearsTV--profile-289636.html