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  • THE TALE OF A CAREFULLY PLACED FIST

    Sunday, Nov 8, 2009 1:00AM / Standard Entry / Members only
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     I've had a bit of trouble with bouncers in the past that has often ended with me staying at my next door neighbours ;ie 'cooling off in the cells' for the night. The last one I was in trouble for was because among other things his 'knackers' got in the way of my carefully positioned fist. I don't know what it is like for others but where I live they have a tendency to have the mentality that any girl is up for grabs that walk past their doors...unfortunately that does not go down too well and can often end with me  having some sort of rights read out  to me

      a blast from my past, funny how we remember things we'd forgotten, this memory was jogged while shopping for Aniseed....

    Now all I need is to remember the connection  between a seed and a bouncer?

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  • JasonChau
    JasonChau
    posted on Sunday, Nov 15, 2009 8:10PM [Report]
    Hahaha.....I see, you're a fighter alright!!

    I absolutely agree with you/your friend......anybody who is totally disrespectful to the ladies and grabs them from behind totally deserves to be kicked in the butt and told where they should stand! This includes being given the totally universal 'One-Fingered Salute' ^^
  • loctaip
    loctaip
    posted on Friday, Nov 13, 2009 4:35PM [Report]
    Dear, Sis, I don't FoLLOW anyone's path, unLeSS tis My Own, hehe...Love ya!
  • loctaip
    loctaip
    posted on Friday, Nov 13, 2009 4:35PM [Report]
    Dear, Sis, I don't FoLLOW anyone's path, unLeSS tis My Own, hehe...Love ya!
  • JoanneSanderson
    JoanneSanderson
    posted on Thursday, Nov 12, 2009 8:32PM
    Moon ~You're not short!, skinny helps for sure with youthful looks, you're lucky I want your genes.

    loc~Loc don't follow my path of life, if anything i've done sounds familiar, nip it in the bud before it goes any further..pleeeeeease be good my man. I'm pleased to hear things have improved for you Loc, stay strong.

    butter~thanks butter for the lovely comment about my photo and stance :)

    silky~thanks silky for your support :)
  • silky
    silky
    posted on Thursday, Nov 12, 2009 7:18PM [Report]
    Those guys don't deserve anything better...too bad that you were the one who had to suffer afterwards....
  • butter
    butter
    posted on Thursday, Nov 12, 2009 6:19AM [Report]
    That's a great pic of you and cheers to any girl who can stand up for herself!
  • loctaip
    loctaip
    posted on Wednesday, Nov 11, 2009 10:27PM [Report]
    There's a Technique I caLL "Tiger Clawzzzz 2 da Face, Nuts, Throat, etc..."

    heh...How are u, eh?

    I'm sorta in Transition...StiLL SeLF-Learnin' & Funny, how your Info. reminds me of my Own PersonaL JourneYZzzzzz...heh
  • moonchild72
     moonchild72
    posted on Wednesday, Nov 11, 2009 3:10AM [Report]
    I think it's mostly 'cause I'm SHORT & skinny :P
  • JoanneSanderson
    JoanneSanderson
    posted on Tuesday, Nov 10, 2009 7:22PM
    sunset ~ Will Do ;)

    moonchild ~Go on rub salt into wounds why don't yer!! lol I wish I still got ID'd at clubs and pubs :D

    peachey~ Aw nah peachey I'm a sweet little pussycat who got her claws clipped many years back.....promise;)
  • moonchild72
     moonchild72
    posted on Tuesday, Nov 10, 2009 9:52AM [Report]
    Only problem I ever had with bouncers was getting carded ... they always think I'm too young to go inside the bar :P
  • peachey
    peachey
    posted on Tuesday, Nov 10, 2009 4:44AM [Report]
    Gosh, you're a rough one. Better remember not to get on your dark side. haha.
  • sunsetgun
    sunsetgun
    posted on Monday, Nov 9, 2009 12:43AM [Report]
    you are my hero , keep up the pressure!
  • JoanneSanderson
    JoanneSanderson
    posted on Sunday, Nov 8, 2009 7:43PM
    JRS~ It's because I rant and rage which ends up being called 'noise violation' so it was usually that for which I was placed in custody for the night, rather than it being for GBH, at least that's what I like to think.The police were very nice to me, they understood the situations everytime but they had a job to do aswell :(


    Seeker~ Now that's an idea I love, as George Peppard used to say "I love it when a plan comes together".

    Flag~ See this is why I need you by my side, to help me remember to leg it after the incident!

    music~Thanks musicnote, I call it 'an album of mispent adulthood:)

    Jaine~ yay I love you too!! Especially after the line about the man dying in his sleep if he messes with you.Amen to that! Good on K too,and for your friend who broke the fella's fingers, totally support her, I'm all for ladies knowing how to fight back.
           I think some bouncers get away with it because of the age of some of the girls going into pubs and clubs, they are underage and some like the attention while others don't want to cause a scene and be risked thrown out, bouncers tend to forget that most adult women won't stand for it, unfortunately it causes a scene and ends with the girl being arrested for either 'Noise Violation' , 'GBH', or 'Drunk & disorderly'. No matter what way it's cut the bouncer always gets away with it.
           Thank you for the link to Louise Nicholas she is one brave woman to have faced what she did, her determination for justice is second to none

    Jac ~Thanks Jac if only everyone saw me like that :D  and yes fully agree it is funny how things make us remember  long forgotten events.
  • jacishere
    jacishere
    posted on Sunday, Nov 8, 2009 3:12PM [Report]
    You definitely have very very interesting stories Joanne.  It's funny how from time to time, certain things make us remember past events.
  • jacishere
    jacishere
    posted on Sunday, Nov 8, 2009 3:10PM [Report]
    You look so cute Joanne in this pic :-)
  • Jaine
    Jaine
    posted on Sunday, Nov 8, 2009 3:09PM [Report]
    oops that's Louise Nicholas

    cripes
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    and I have a friend who was a photographer at the police station the three men worked at - I can tell you they were guilty
  • Jaine
    Jaine
    posted on Sunday, Nov 8, 2009 3:02PM [Report]
    and it's not just your police

    NZ police are shocking (google Louise Nicholls) and I don't know any other country where they are any better.
  • Jaine
    Jaine
    posted on Sunday, Nov 8, 2009 3:01PM [Report]
    lol, I love you

    I'm with you
    quite frankly any man who messes with me will die in his sleep

    I don't have to worry about my daugther either, the only danger in Stranger Danger is that it is dangerous for any stranger foolish enough to mess with her.

    I think your police are sexist - bouncers should not have immunity for unwanted grabbing.   I have a friend who broke a rugby players fingers when he was coping a feel of her breasts from behind and wouldn't let go - quite frankly I think good job.  Who do some people think they are to grope anybody the feel like it.
  • musicnote
    musicnote
    posted on Sunday, Nov 8, 2009 1:29PM [Report]
    you have such interesting past stories.
  • Flagday
    Flagday
    posted on Sunday, Nov 8, 2009 9:07AM [Report]
    you have to learn the art of running real fast post punch
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