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  • Massacre in aisle 13

    Monday, Sep 26, 2011 8:16PM / Standard Entry / Members only
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             To my horror today I witnessed a death my chocolate affair, there I was just going about my shopping business when in the middle of the juice shelf lay the body of an enlarged chocolate peanut M&M, his head bit off and his body left in view. Only at easter did my friend tell me she found the severed ears of a chocolate bunny  buried under the processed chicken in her shop's fridge, its face mangled beyond recognition and its body sprawled out in the 2 for 1 section. I ask you what kind of monster would do such a thing.

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  • Jaine
    posted on Saturday, Nov 26, 2011 6:39AM [Report]
    lol, I missed this blog
    a monster indeed!!!
  • hutch
    posted on Wednesday, Oct 26, 2011 7:37AM [Report]
    This sounds genuinely serious, I wonder what sort of deranged maniac would bite the head off a chocolate figure THEN leave it where someone could find it ?
  • lou
    posted on Thursday, Oct 6, 2011 3:50AM [Report]
    Hahaha, your blig is very funny.  Thank you.
  • peachey
    posted on Wednesday, Sep 28, 2011 8:09AM [Report]
    enjoying a snack while shopping. guess the bunny wasn't tasty enough.
  • musicnote
    posted on Tuesday, Sep 27, 2011 6:20AM [Report]
    how strange...
  • Flagday
    posted on Tuesday, Sep 27, 2011 3:19AM [Report]
    Oh the humanity.
  • Seeker-09
    posted on Monday, Sep 26, 2011 10:34PM [Report]
    lollll a monster with low blood sugar is on the loose!

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