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  • Waiting for my prince, but until that day comes, I am willing to date a few rich frogs.

    I Love men, but I'm a look don't touch kinda girl, prefer friends to relationship.

    born in the 80s, fell from grace in the 90s, hit sarcasm in the 00s.

    In life you sometimes get dealt a pair, while another gets dealt a royal Flush..I say bluff your way to a winning hand,smile at your cards, they may turn into something better.

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  • I can have my privates enlarged, get horny and have online sex with Candice!!!!?

    Thursday, Jun 5, 2008 9:27PM / Standard Entry / Members only
    33 comments

    According to my email this morning  I need my "Penis enlarged" , have been offered the "best deal on Viagra to please my woman" , have been offered to join "Candice in an on-line one-on-one sex talk", and the worst of all:- "guy on guy action, join us for a threesome!!!!" ( I mean that's just teasing me, offering goodlooking guys up on a platter only to reveal it's for gay men only!)

    Seriously, I understand Junk Mail is going to get to every corner of the world, but surely from the name on the email( one of them at least) they can tell that I am a female!!!

     

     

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  • littlezj
    posted on Tuesday, Jul 1, 2008 7:43PM [Report]
    ohoh
    what a nice blog , haha
  • oki182
    posted on Wednesday, Jun 11, 2008 2:46PM [Report]
    Well, I get the breast enlargement email spam...

    I guess it's harder to tell with my name that I'm a guy?  :|

    Reminds me of the Monty Python skit.  Would you like some spam spam spam spam eggs ham and spam?
  • elenahapasmama
    posted on Tuesday, Jun 10, 2008 8:27PM [Report]
    I know, ain't it nuts? My blog on Wordpress sent me a message that I had a new comment. The comment is spam. It's someone trying to sell their skin care junk by putting a comment on my blog, which has nothing to do with skin care! And I can't delete it yet because wordpress is having tech issues.
  • torpedogang
    posted on Sunday, Jun 8, 2008 10:41AM [Report]
    *looks around~~~your blog sure got a lot of attention...must be the outrageous title..hahhahha.
    and regarding DY's comment,makes me think of demi moore in GI jane...suck my dick! =P
  • D.Y._Sao
    Official artist
    posted on Sunday, Jun 8, 2008 9:33AM [Report]
    sorry to say but....

    i think you should enlarge you penis
  • D.Y._Sao
    Official artist
    posted on Sunday, Jun 8, 2008 9:32AM [Report]
    what's the link again?  

    just to make sure i DONT go there ::shifty eyes::
  • an_aoii
    posted on Saturday, Jun 7, 2008 7:33PM [Report]
    you know ... Joaane , Before am here ( AND ) , i never attend communication network before, never use any program for chat , msn , icq , yahoo , etc...( except mail for bussiness ) with my friend ..( call to them it's easy ) or to be a member of social online ...as like HI5 , ..anything like that ... because am think it's a fake and am always met a psychosis people ... i don't like and not happy when am online and see them everytime
    That make me have negative attitude for social online ...
    Now ... am online on AND and IM only ...i should to said very thank you to " Daniel Wu " because him so am i met you and best friend here ... ( ^___ ^ )
    For any about nonsensical mail ,,, leave and and block it ...
  • elle75
    posted on Saturday, Jun 7, 2008 10:49AM [Report]
    I just got one for Viagra and wonder what a girl can do with that? Beside it said it would last for an hour, wonder what would the guy do with the rest of 55 minutes :-) I think Viagra should market their product as...wood preservative :-) LOL
  • musicnote
    posted on Saturday, Jun 7, 2008 9:51AM [Report]
    I've received those emails before and it makes me laugh because I'm a female. lol
  • casskicksass
    posted on Saturday, Jun 7, 2008 6:24AM [Report]
    At least you get emails. =(



    Hahaha. j/k
  • Seeker-09
    posted on Saturday, Jun 7, 2008 3:51AM [Report]
    Haha even gay men with small penises (penii?) would avoid this offer like the plague.

    I can never figure out what the point is for the spammers, what do they ever get out of it besides giving people the giggles.

    Btw that viagra type stuff is kinda scary imo. There was a warning in a TV ad that told guys if they had an erection lasting over 4 hours they should call a physician. Four HOURS?! Geez.
  • alexli
    Official artist
    posted on Friday, Jun 6, 2008 11:59PM [Report]
    just a junk mail....HAHAHAHAHHA
    but it's interesting u post it all here
  • LISA.L
    posted on Friday, Jun 6, 2008 6:26PM [Report]
    haha, junk mail sucks! anyhow, it give you a good laugh i hope. =)
  • AsianChick100
    posted on Friday, Jun 6, 2008 4:00PM [Report]
    haha... awwwwww, spammers! =/

    GMAIL does a good job of screening that type of email... HOTMAIL sucks at it. =(
    and... of course we can tell you're a GIRL from your name! computerized spam is another thing though. =/
  • snowsnow
    posted on Friday, Jun 6, 2008 1:39PM [Report]
    OMG~I've never got this kind of email.
  • iggypuffygirl
    posted on Friday, Jun 6, 2008 12:17PM [Report]
    Spammers don't care if you're a guy or girl... they just steal email lists and spam everyone! :(
  • Melly
    posted on Friday, Jun 6, 2008 11:57AM [Report]
    egads, I hate spam...
  • unwoundclock
    posted on Friday, Jun 6, 2008 10:11AM [Report]
    i hate those emails.. the spammers think im a old middle aged guy whose functions dont function properly, have a credit card, have cancer, am a millionaire who is nice enough to give away money i dont have,,... and all that great stuff..

    i just spam them..
  • elle75
    posted on Friday, Jun 6, 2008 6:14AM [Report]
    Guess what, I have the same one yesterday :-(
    If you click on one, you will get like a million one the next day of how to "please your woman" :-)
  • silky
    posted on Friday, Jun 6, 2008 4:39AM [Report]
    I get those too...they spam...they don't care who gets them...
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