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  • Waiting for my prince, but until that day comes, I am willing to date a few rich frogs.

    I'm sarcastic, british,tomboyish, and have the face of a baby's smacked arse...Tell me again why I am single.

    Today is the start of a new day to say tomorrow I shall start exercising.

    I will never go to a seance ever again.

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  • Top 10 British Films ...in my opinion

    Thursday, Jul 3, 2008 6:12PM / Members only

    After seeing  the Leonard Maltin list of top 100 films on   Kit Hui's page  http://www.alivenotdead.com/kithui/100+must-see+films+of+20th+century-Leonard+Maltin-profile-195710.html#comments and Jaine 's  http://www.alivenotdead.com/Jaine/pick+top+ten+films+from+your+country-profile-196674.html#comments adaptation of top 10 New Zealand films, I thought I'd follow Jaine's request and blog my films from the mother country of Britain......It's controversial, no 'Trainspotting', 'period dramas',, 'Four Weddings and a Funeral' or 'Brief Encounter' .......Although looking now, I really think 'Shaun of The Dead' should of made my list

     

    The Third Man (1949), never was there a villian quite like Harry Lime, wonderfully portrayed by Orson Welles, for me, 'The Third Man' will always remain a seminal British classic, which I think is still number one in BFI's list. Krasker, the cinematographer won accolade for his stunning cinematography which enriched the characters and indeed Britain itself.

    The 39 Steps(1935), a classic hitchcock movie starring ever so suave Robert Donat as the man wrongfully accused, and on the run throughout Britain in order to prove his innocence. To me this was by far the best version of the 39 steps, again the cinematography was beauitfully done, and Donat's portrayal of the engineer was not only sophisticated but also humourous.

    Don't Look Now (1973) Nic Roeg's horror classic starred Julie Christie and Donald Sutherland as a couple who are convinced their dead daughter is sending them messages. Sutherland as the father is amazing, his portrayal literally has you feeling as if you are standing there with him as he desperately searches the labyrinth streets of Venice chasing a red coated figure he believes to be his daughter. Still one of the most shocking and chilling endings to any film, although a very slow burner, Don't Look Now has it all, tension, cinematography, drama, and intrigue.

    Get Carter (1971) okay so for this film I have a little more interest then most, due to who it was based upon, but there is no hiding from the fact that Michael Caine's portrayal of fictional Jack Carter seeking revenge up in Newcastle is addictively sadistic and a genuine view on Gangster life back in the day, you can't help but want him to have his vengeance, which makes for a difficult tug at your own morals. I suppose it can be viewed as a decent into your own darkness.

    Monty Python's The Life of Brian/ Holy Grail ~ Never a fan of the Flying Circus series I was quite surprised to see how much I genuinely liked these two movies and for the fact that their entirely uniqueI can't seperate these two movies, but there is no doubt about it, these two British Movies are probably the most accessible to other nations. It's pure British sarcastic humor at it's very best, it's inane and pointless, but that's where all the fun comes from, and yeah i do know 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' off by heart, and I always smile, I guess it's my version of Que Sera Sera.

    Zulu(1964)~ One of the few true story movies I've listed, Zulu was one of the first ever movies I saw and it starred a host of Britain's Best talent at the time, include Michael Caine. It tells the tale of the British platoon that was on a mission to defend Rorke's drift against the powerful and relentless Zulus. For me what makes the film so memorable was the moment when both sides show respect to one another. I don't want to spoil it and so I'll just leave with saying the hilltop scene and stomping feet of one side was very emotional.

    The Lady Vanishes(1939), one of my all time favourites across any film industry, again another Hitchcock movie set for the best part of it's time, aboard a train in which a young woman is classed as insane as she frantically searches for her fellow passenger which nobody admits to remembering. A classic spy film that really must be seen to see why a story so common can be made so unique.

    The Italian Job(1969)~ Again Michael Caine heads up the cast as Charlie, the man with a plan to use three mini coopers to rob a $4 million bullion in Turin. Classic British caper who can truly use the words 'Cliffhanger' for it's end,and yeah it's the film that brought about 'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off' You can't help but want the hapless gang to succeed.

    Black Narcissus (1947) A powerful, controversial and way ahead of it's time film, in which Deborah Kerr  is amongst a group of nuns in the himalayas who are struggling to come to terms with their emotions. If ever there was a film I could highly recommend, this would be it. I loved it for the fact that it challanged boundaries, at a time when controversy was considered a big no no, and again the cinematography is stunning.

    Carry on Doctor ~Not classic by any standards but as with all the Carry on movies, they are a great british institute, and certainly shoved two fingers up the 'No sex, please we're British' theory. For me I loved how they committed tightrope walking with all their inuendos but never quite crossed into lurid. Carry on Doctor was one of the best. It really did suit the hospitals of the time, also bring back Matron...they kept the wards spick and span, and Frankie Howard's mouthing of 'would you kindly piss off' to a cleaner as he's trying to sleep is one of my favourite lip-reading scenes from childhood.

     


    Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heB2g0IvOMg


     

  • It's here......

    Monday, Jun 30, 2008 4:00AM / Members only

    Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it's what's her name

     

     I have been signed in since this morning but haven't been able to sit in peace until now and catch up. So I'm hoping to hear either:-

    A) "I Missed You"

    B) "It's not been the same without you"

    C)(and my personal favourite): "I thought I was going to die without hearing from you daily, you're the bestest friend in the whole wide world.......I am J/K.

    I don't want to hear

    A) Who are you again?

    B) I take it the Simon Yam & Johnny Depp clones never whisked you away then(It's still too sad to talk about)

    C) Oh goodie goodie gumdrops.

     

    I'm off to try and catch up, if i don't finish tonight I'll be around in the morning

  • A.W.O.L

    Friday, Jun 20, 2008 5:12PM / Members only

    I am away for a while babysitting a German Shepherd. She has mental health issues so can't stay at mine, she needs the comfort of her own home so I'll be out of AnD action for this week :(

    So if I am not back in 8 days it's either

    A) After being dragged through the hedges, I'm half way up to Scotland trying to figure out why the dog won't slow down when I say 'Neigh' and 'whoa'

    or

    B) I've been abducted by aliens.....It could happen. Fingers crossed it's a bunch of Simon Yam and Johnny Depp clones in search of one woman to please them all.

    or

    C) Family member is suffering from  Fun Trivia Quiz withdrawal symptoms and has tried to figure out how to switch on the PC herself, bust it and it is now in the workshop.

     Great idea from Jane to picture things around the house of certain colours. For more information go to http://www.alivenotdead.com/janechu/That-s+my+%5Bcolor%5D-profile-185776.html

    I didn't half struggle looking for non- black, white and brown items!

     

    blue weights

    (I forgot to turn it) Maasai figure

    Red Ds lite

    Old black Pentax camera

    yellow Nun's

    purple 20...rarity in my life these days.

     orange high plains drifter cover

     green lily leaves....I think.

     

     

    Side note:-  Tiger Woods is out with an injury so won't be here for the OPEN. Damn shame, it was estimated that he'd bring 250,000 tourists into Southport...plus I was looking forward to seeing him play and banging his noggin for some tips.

  • I can have my privates enlarged, get horny and have online sex with Candice!!!!?

    Thursday, Jun 5, 2008 9:27PM / Members only

    According to my email this morning  I need my "Penis enlarged" , have been offered the "best deal on Viagra to please my woman" , have been offered to join "Candice in an on-line one-on-one sex talk", and the worst of all:- "guy on guy action, join us for a threesome!!!!" ( I mean that's just teasing me, offering goodlooking guys up on a platter only to reveal it's for gay men only!)

    Seriously, I understand Junk Mail is going to get to every corner of the world, but surely from the name on the email( one of them at least) they can tell that I am a female!!!

     

     

  • Depol name change. Would you?

    Saturday, May 31, 2008 6:20PM / Members only

    I've never changed names by Depol. Majority of people, both online and out ,now know me as Joanne Sanderson, not officially but commonly. So technically I've changed my name but still don't need to go through the paperwork to officially change. Although I still go by my original name and you can feel free to use it now :)

    some of the other names:-

    Gail

    Black Widow (certain sport Moniker)

    Aretha Jennings (Alternative Novelist)

    DarkAngel (Clothes label)

    EmeraldSapphire (Jewellery design)

    Rebecca Cartwright( Photography)

    some OFFICIALLY CHANGE their names stupidly for a dare . (These are all true British name changes):-

                1.Vincent SuperDude Nymphomaniac Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell Valentine

    2. Toasted T Cake

    3. Hong Kong Phooey

    4.Something long and complicated (previously known as William Wood)

    5. Mouth who wants to know O'Mighty.

     

    Would you ever consider changing your name officially?

    If you changed your name to a foolish one, what would it be?. Mine would be .....'Bachelor Arts', then techinically I would have a BA, and be able to teach in Asia :)

     

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  • posted on Saturday, Jul 5, 2008 10:20AM  [Report]
    hi! long time no talking with you in here. how are you?! thX for your kind words. i get better now!!! have a nice day naomi!!!

  • posted on Saturday, Jul 5, 2008 7:37AM  [Report]
    sorry to hear that the heart murmer has gotten worse *hugs* though your mum sounds in good spirits.

    I don't mind sending K off for a month or two but much longer just seems too long and I am worried about her committing to her school work.

  • posted on Saturday, Jul 5, 2008 12:28AM  [Report]
    i could imagine you doing that once the caps off!
    ill have my frozen first, then it goes down smoothly.

  • posted on Friday, Jul 4, 2008 9:33PM  [Report]
    how long you learn classical guitar?

  • posted on Friday, Jul 4, 2008 8:34PM  [Report]
    Pretty Headshot : )
  • Official artist
    posted on Friday, Jul 4, 2008 6:28PM  [Report]
    there is no true silence.always in the background a heart beats.

  • posted on Friday, Jul 4, 2008 6:07PM  [Report]
    and then ... you gonna see my real ... how much i am a bueatiful lady ... ~ hu hu hu ~
    (-^____^-)

  • posted on Friday, Jul 4, 2008 6:04PM  [Report]
    hey ... mostly love comments ... that i ever had ^^ ... I'am thinking to invite you and a fews friend on An'D go to visit me in Thailand ... my place ... do not worry about the cost ... am support ... you will gonna hering from me soon ...darling ...^_^

  • posted on Friday, Jul 4, 2008 5:50PM  [Report]
    ha ~~ 50 - 50 ... Joanne

  • posted on Friday, Jul 4, 2008 7:11AM  [Report]
    Yeah, he's a great guy. Since my wife is wanting to work out again, we may as well take advantage of this "wanting" to work out. :)
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