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  • THE TALE OF A CAREFULLY PLACED FIST

    Sunday, Nov 8, 2009 1:00AM / Members only

     

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     I've had a bit of trouble with bouncers in the past that has often ended with me staying at my next door neighbours ;ie 'cooling off in the cells' for the night. The last one I was in trouble for was because among other things his 'knackers' got in the way of my carefully positioned fist. I don't know what it is like for others but where I live they have a tendency to have the mentality that any girl is up for grabs that walk past their doors...unfortunately that does not go down too well and can often end with me  having some sort of rights read out  to me

      a blast from my past, funny how we remember things we'd forgotten, this memory was jogged while shopping for Aniseed....

    Now all I need is to remember the connection  between a seed and a bouncer?

  • Boob life buoys & Dark embraces

    Wednesday, Oct 28, 2009 12:16AM / Members only

    It's been a bit since I've blogged I just really wanted to say thanks to the warm welcome on my return, I do promise at some point I will go into more detail about my whereabouts somehow and somwehere  but well yeah just, thanks :)

     about the title I thought the old blow up bra had died many years ago but it's back with apparently quite a vengeance! I remember as a teen the one I saw was a brown model with two buttons to the side, used to wonder if it would stop someone from drowning, and at what point it would explode due to the material it used...I was young and misinformed. Did anyone as a kid do the chicken fillet thing? I remember padding a bra out using tissues...not a good look ... a little lobsided thanks to unmatching propotions of tissues.

    instant Va Va Voom!.....I don't think the wonderbra has anything to worry about.

     

    If you've yet to see the movie 'Is anybody there' I highly recommend it. Michael Caine plays an elderly man refusing to age and suffering from Dementia who is none to pleased about going into a nursing home, there he meets a young boy desperate to know about life after death. It is both heartwarming, sad, hilarious and genuinely beautifully acted.Well written british gem.

     

    Most inaccurate quote of the week goes to : BNP leader Nick Griffin who states the Ku Klux Klan is a "mostly non-violent organisation". It really is scary how this racist thug is managing to win seats across England as we run up to the general elections.

     

    Nicest place I visited this year : CHATSWORTH HOUSE , one of England's best stately homes, it's simply breathtaking and the library is unbelieveable. Parts of 'The Duchess' was filmed here, infact the truth of the lady herself is far more shocking than the film reveals, or so I've heard, I've yet to see it.

     

    Apparently Jack the Ripper was according to new evidence the mortician's assistant....I'm unconvinced I prefer the Freemason theory, but then I've never exactly gotten on with those circles so I may be biased.

     

    I love this....erotically beautiful....Dont' judge me, I am a Christian, I just find this piece called the 'Dark Embrace' very pleasing to the eye, perhaps it's the colour scheme and the wings shielding the girl from harm...maybe

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • Soul Food ~Eye candy and alcoholic desserts

    Wednesday, Mar 18, 2009 9:12PM / Members only

     

    I  finally got to see and loved The Good The Bad and The Weird what an excellent twist on it's inspired Sergio Leone classic.There will always be comparisons but I think each film should be judged completely seperately, some that I watched it with found it overly violent and most thought that the 'Bad' was just too evil, they wanted to like him like they did with Van Cleef's character see a sense of justice in him I guess,personally I did not see that 'the bad' was too evil at all..........

    I can't possibly see what would cloud my judgement

    sigh* sometimes I think the no dating clause I made was really stupid

    I did a little cooking in the spare time I've had this week and cooked Gordon Ramsey's Baguette and Butter Pudding laced with Bailey's

    I'm not actually a bailey's girl but I like it in cooking, you can follow my directions in the red brackets!

    50g butter, softened
    ½ large French stick (about 150g, thinly sliced)
    60g sultanas or dried cranberries, or a mixture of both
    2 large free-range egg yolks
    2 large free-range eggs
    40g caster sugar
    300ml double cream
    300ml milk
    4 tbsp Baileys cream liqueur, or more to taste (Try 16)
    demerara sugar, to sprinkle.
    3 tbsp apricot jam

    SERVES 6

    PREPARATION:
    1. Use a large knob of the butter to grease the sides of a 1.5 litre shallow ovenproof dish. Spread the bread slices with the remaining butter. Arrange the bread in the dish in overlapping layers, sprinkling the dried fruit between.

    2. Beat the egg yolks, whole eggs and sugar together in a large bowl until creamy, then beat in the cream, milk and Baileys. Slowly pour this mixture over the bread.

    3. Press the bread slices down gently with your fingers so they are completely submerged.

    4. Leave to stand for about 20 minutes to allow the bread to soak up the custard. Preheat the oven to 180C/350F/gas mark 4.

    5. Stand the dish in a roasting tin and surround with boiling water to come halfway up the sides of the dish. (A bain-marie is used to avoid overheating the custard, which otherwise might curdle.) Sprinkle with demerara sugar and bake for 40–50 minutes until golden. Shortly before this time is up, warm the apricot jam until runny.

    6. Dab this glaze over the surface of the pudding and leave to stand for 15 minutes before serving. The custard will continue to cook and firm up during this time. Trickle a little more Bailey(I like to think a little means a lot ) over each portion to serve if you like.

     

     A little caught around the edges and some dodgy looking sultanas but you know if you've followed my added directions at the bailey's stages none of your guests will give a rat's arse how it tastes they'll be far too happy

     

     

  • Talk dirty...Okay it's your turn to do the dishes

    Wednesday, Mar 11, 2009 6:05PM / Members only

    In my life I've had plenty of jobs but not so many that look desirable on a CV, one of most 'interesting' was a sex chat line operator, now for someone who is more than a little prudish and thinks things like that is best kept for the bedroom this job was a rather odd choice but I'd seen it before it looked simple enough and it pays well so I thought why not.....I was young what can I say.

    I remember walking into this place and it was so unsexy each desk had a dictionary of sex terms and we all had our own cubicles, think of an office but with dildos in place of the pencil sharpener it was all very tacky even the phones were red.

    I was so nervous and then the phone rang and my heart felt like it was about to explode and I was dreadful really bad at one point the gentleman said something and I replied

     'What?..Oh you mean the....'  I  was correcting his grammar and anatomy usage

    It got worse with each call I was coming out with lines like:

    'that's not what it is called'

     'What?..Spell it' (as I frantically search the supplied dictionary)

     Needless to say I lasted one twelve hour shift!

     

                                        

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    EDIT :15th MARCH

    :Sorry for anyone who ended up with this blog in their feeds again today  or any other of my blogs, I was updating some deleted blogs and  they got reposted with today's date, my mistake, sincere apologies for blocking up feeds if it's happened!

  • Kid's say the darndest things!

    Monday, Mar 9, 2009 8:23PM / Members only

    My eldest nephew broke up with his girlfriend the one he was marrying on a cruise, he informed me ever so seriously that he had 

    'had enough of women, Since I broke up with her I've been able to concentrate on work and been praised for it I won't look at another girl ever again they're not worth the trouble'

    He's  6 years old!!

    I had to laugh, whatever happened to 'ew girls are 'orrible' mentality that the six year old boys had when I was a kid.At six I was running away from little boys trying to put worms down our shirts.

    Then my four year old nephew tells me that although he is dating a girl named Angel he also has another two he likes! I said 'Are you two-timing?' which he probably doesn't understand but he turns round and says ' No..there's three not two' cheeky little beggar

     

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  • posted on Sunday, Nov 8, 2009 1:47AM
    message to yourself Joanne Sanderson:

    ASK SANTA FOR:

    .a Honda Goldwing and license.

    .a wealthy frog, forget the prince.

    .Johnny Depp..one day he will be yours, oh yes he will be yours.

    .A solution to your foot in the mouth syndrome.

    .An endless supply of premium vodka.

    .A nostradamus book full of future soccer match results for the benefit of my ladbrokes account.

    .a self cleaning cooker that actually works.

    .A memory good enough to lie.
  • posted on Saturday, Nov 7, 2009 10:49PM  [Report]
    Thanks! Teen life isn't that tough, it's just that we don't know how to deal with our problems.
    BTW, you have a good memory:) I can't remember what I had for lunch today =.= LOL
  • posted on Saturday, Nov 7, 2009 12:18PM  [Report]
    Hey, thanks for your visit and comment!

    Doing my best isn't good enough most of the time. Expectations are always so high for me, from my parents, teachers and even myself. There isn't enough time for anything other than my school stuff which sucks.

    I hope you have a good weekend! :)
  • posted on Thursday, Nov 5, 2009 10:18PM  [Report]
    Me too.:) I always think Jon takes his years well,and he looks leading a full life!

    At that time, Chesney was very popular in UK, right?I was so glad when I found his latest news recently.

    If I think about my troubles in the company too much, I'll end up losing my mind,so I should cherish my private time.Thanks Joanne!Your words have reassured me. :)
  • Official artist 
    posted on Wednesday, Nov 4, 2009 9:09AM  [Report]
    It was a great concert,we've done this show in HK and US,but this one in Taipei was the best!

    How have you been?
  • posted on Wednesday, Nov 4, 2009 7:34AM  [Report]
    Yes, do watch Monster House when you have a chance. I think you'll like it ;)
    What horror films did you watch on Halloween? I bought Poltergeist and was going to watch it but I ended up doing housework that night, when people were blowing firecrackers outside, I was indoors ironing :p
    I know what you mean about dolls, a lot of people got frightened of dolls after watching Chucky, that's why I haven't watched it yet. Not sure if I should or not, hehe.
  • posted on Wednesday, Nov 4, 2009 4:39AM  [Report]
    That double trampoline you saw my daughter on (the one with the slanted trampoline and then the flat trampoline) is called a double mini. It's one of three events in the Trampoline and Tumbling category of gymnastics (not to be confused with Artistic gymanstics -- like what you see on tv...floor exercise, uneven bars, vault and balance beam).

    The other two events in the Trampoline and Tumbling categories are Power Tumbling (the rod/spring floor where my daughter was doing those long tumbling passes is called Power Tumbling) and of course the big Trampoline. Of all three of these events, only the Trampoline is an Olympic event whereas the World Competitions include all three disciplines. I would love to have them add Power Tumbling and Double Mini to the Olympic venue because it's incredible what these people can do!

    Thanks for watching!!!! =)
  • posted on Wednesday, Nov 4, 2009 1:45AM  [Report]
    thanx joanne ^^
    i felt much better now.... what is done is done... moreover today chat with a college fren which is doing excellent in US, so i am aiming higher... so is COOL! ^^

    How r u been doing there? hope u are doing fine there ^^
  • posted on Wednesday, Nov 4, 2009 12:10AM  [Report]
    doh
    that's supposed to be "I know what you mean"
    gee, how Freudian
    eek
  • posted on Wednesday, Nov 4, 2009 12:09AM  [Report]
    lol at nosferatu
    isn't he just the creepiest (and quite frankly scariest looking) vampire!

    Not sure which leader you mean in Crow Zero (there are two opposing sides), both are hot but I don't know if I would call their characters thinking men (it is a very violent movie).

    I know what you men re the look don't touch thing, that's where I am too. I keep telling folk I'm over men which is true if only some of them weren't so damn appealling !!!
  • posted on Tuesday, Nov 3, 2009 11:58PM  [Report]
    hehe, I had to watch Pete Sweet again when I looked at those blogs.

    lol, I think your pj's sound charming.
  • posted on Tuesday, Nov 3, 2009 11:55PM  [Report]
    oh flakes are a good choice!
    lol, I used to turn out the lights and pretend not to be home, as did my mum. hehe I think it is quite fair enough.

    Yay, I like his eyes too, and he is tall and lean *swoon*. I actually find his interest in shamanism really appealling.
  • Official artist 
    posted on Tuesday, Nov 3, 2009 9:28PM  [Report]
    Thank you my darling!! Ok I'll go evil... Maybe I can be.... Dr. Evil?!
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    posted on Tuesday, Nov 3, 2009 12:59AM  [Report]
    gre8 ! to hear from you .. im good .. howdy ? hope both yourself and your mommy 've been keepin well ..
  • posted on Monday, Nov 2, 2009 9:50PM  [Report]
    So sweet of you to think of me and come by!!! Hugs! How are things on your side of the channel?
  • posted on Sunday, Nov 1, 2009 7:43AM  [Report]
    Thanks Joanne !
    I´ll come back - slowly - but -
    hope - be soon - better !
    Hope - truly -
    you feel better then me ! >;-)
    Take care & have a wonderful time .
  • posted on Sunday, Nov 1, 2009 7:05AM  [Report]
    oh
    and I can now play "Mary had a little lamb" on the penny whistle

    I'm so hard core ^_~

    actually there are really good lessons on youtube, I'm not a big fan of catholic priests but the one giving lessons on there totally rocks
    haha
  • posted on Sunday, Nov 1, 2009 6:47AM  [Report]
    just saw the comment below re Gackt
    gotta say - I concur!!!
  • posted on Sunday, Nov 1, 2009 6:46AM  [Report]
    lol, I'm not really an abs girl, (not that having a six pack is a hinderance or anything!!!) but it was his character in the movie that was sexy as hell.

    *swoon* you should so check out Crow Zero and then Crow Zero II (it's not working on mysoju but is on (www.asizia.com). Also here is a fan tribute (not done by me and the voices are dubbed into Spanish which I find a little off putting - the actors real voices speaking Japanese are far sexier imo) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zd_YSwnMlU
  • posted on Sunday, Nov 1, 2009 2:44AM  [Report]
    I would totally invite a vampire bite from Gackt as well =D
    When you talked about your Halloween goal, it reminded me of the anime film Monster House, did you watch it? There's a character's house in the film that all the kids are afraid to go near, hehe.

    Are you doing anything special for Halloween? Hope you have a wonderful weekend!
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