A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,






He said...no.







She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.







She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.







She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...







You're not pretty you're beautiful.







I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.







And I wouldn't cry if you walked away........







........I'd die.

I'm almost near the end of my trip here in Malaysia. After being here for almost over a month, I can say it has been one of the happiest moments of my life, barring finding a decent girlfriend and getting married!

This traveling reminds me......there are so many other places in the world I wanna visit! Among them are:

Russia
Peru
Japan
Thailand
Singapore
India
Venice
Rome
Korea
Cuba
Brazil
Argentina
Shanghai
Guangzhou
Tibet
Hainan
Yunnan
Australia


What are your favourite places that you have visited or want to visit? :p

I just discovered this yesterday!

This is a graph made by someone who plotted the chances of him having sex with his wife versus the amount of time he spends playing games. Obviously it shows a correlation between the two!



The one below was modified by another gaming blogger to show a more 'realistic' perspective.



Needless to say I thought it was so funny! :p

I can't believe it. I've discovered that lately that everybody on AnD seems to be obsessed with the idea.......of pole-dancing! :p

First I discovered it was Marsha Yuan wanting to teach pole-dancing! Then it was Mio on a boat and Ana Souza with her secret classes........

Now Chocomama (aka MindyG) is asking Chocobro if he would like her to dance for him. ;0

While Chocobro will manly admit he's never really seen someone pole-dance before (ahem! because he was too busy!) the idea is an intriguing one.....

Come to think of it now........where's my pacemaker? ;p

It's that time of the month again!

Here's my collection of funny names I've found lately:










 






































and the latest addition to this list, the




!!!!