ok let me  say this and ill stop whining.

fortune cookies suck!! i opened a few, and frankly i seriously am getting annoyed with its happy and upbringing lines.

here's a few:

1 : You will find a way to create the happiness you desire
meaning: get back to work!!

2: someone is speaking well of you
meaning : someone is gossiping about me AGAIN LMAO

3: your skill will accomplish what the force of many others cannot
meaning: start trek sucks LMAO

4: All the answers you need are right in front of you
meaning: fortune cookies hold all them answer

5: You'll be sharing great news with the people you love !
the news is : I DONT BELIEVE IN FORTUNE COOKIES NO MORE!!

so did i make any sense?? LOL

i told a friend of mine how annoyed i was with all the weird fortunes, he said ever tried to put the two words "in bed" behind it..???

i did and seriously ROFLMFAO now whenever u are confused with a fortune, put those two words behind it, instead of getting annoyed atleast then u will get a great laugh from it haha

XOXO Jane

hello everybody,

so today is the first time for me to write a blog ever, hehe

I wished that I had some good news to share with ya'll , but unfortunaly it's  about me how stupid I really am!! hehe

so today while working I had to deliver something of, something I do on a daily basis, like  I did almost 10  times yesterday, same adress same route, and while I was parking, I hit the car behind me.aaaahhhh!!!

aaaaahhh, how stupid, I mean I've always been so proud of myself, for my driving skills, and not so much anymore....hehe

and the angel inside  me saw a police officer and I reported it, like everybody should do!!!! Karma can be a B*tch so I always intend to do the right thing!! : )

and he was suprised to hear that I was so honoust, so now the person who's car I hit has just called me and he sounded so sad on the phone, because the street where it happend is the redlight district in my hometown, haha

so I didn't just ruined his and mine car, but probably also his marriage, haha how is he going to tell his wife what he was doing there, hihi sorry  ( told you Karma is a B*tch!!! LOL)

so give me some feedback on how stupid I am , i need some punishment!!! haha   ok my shiny beamer is hurt, so that's probably  enough punishment for me, but o well, life go's on, I mean how many car accidents happen each and every day, what's one more!! haha  at least no one got hurt!    there go's my no claim!! aaaahhhh!!!

 

sorry beamer!! I'll tread you better from now on!! I promise tonever hurt you again, hehe

Take care everybody

 muahh!!! Jane