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When I cleaned out my pc  I founds some old emails, heres one I thought I would share:

Gr/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color>/fontfamily> Verdana0000,0000,0000 eat Quotes by Great Ladies!

/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color>/fontfamily> Comic Sans MSFFFF,0000,FFFFInside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,0000,FFFFThe hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 8080,0000,8080I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,0000,8080Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 8080,0000,8080A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,0000,8080Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> FFFF,0000,0000My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,0000,8080Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,8080,0000A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Handsome-

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The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> FFFF,0000,0000Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited-

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Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,8080,8080Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,8080,8080I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,0000,FFFFIf you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> FFFF,0000,0000When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 8080,0000,0000I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton-

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If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 8080,0000,8080I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 8080,8080,8080When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 8080,0000,8080Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,0000,8080In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 8080,8080,0000I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 8080,0000,0000I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,8080,0000Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-

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anyhuu I'm about to scan all of my photo albums before they go into storage  eek, theres a few of them

about 13 years ago 0 likes  16 comments  0 shares
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I've got so many emails of that type that it would take days to post them all up. And people would be sick of them by then. Which is why I also don't like onsending mail. But some of the stuff I get is really good. I might post something up about real transcripts of court cases, they're funny.
about 13 years ago
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Great quotes!
about 13 years ago
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You never know what you're gonna come across when you clean. These are great and some are really funny! Right on to this one - "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission."
about 13 years ago
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lol these are funny. Thanks for sharing. =)
about 13 years ago
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky- I LOVE THIS!!! ......... ROFL!
about 13 years ago
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oh,i love most of them! wisdom.
about 13 years ago
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wise quotes from wise women! love it,, :)) some really make me laugh hard ,,haha,, but my fave gotta be Charlotte Whitton's, Jane Sellman's, and Rhonda Handsome's,,
about 13 years ago
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Just goes to show, we women know what's going on!!! ^^
about 13 years ago
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HI Jaine..dat most amazing line i had ever seen..hugs
about 13 years ago
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I enjoyed all of them... but I love this one: "A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't." HAHAHA!!!~
about 13 years ago
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JS
Good Luck with the albums. :) I love quotes. Thanks for sharing. I especially like Cora's. That one of Thatcher's is so true. She may not of been well liked but she always did what she promised.
about 13 years ago
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hahaha love them
about 13 years ago
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Amazing how much cool stuff is tucked away in our belongings. These lines are great, made me laugh & made me think.
about 13 years ago
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thanks for sharing 'em! great quotes... very true...
about 13 years ago
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I love these quotes!! Not only are they funny, but they're true! ;-)
about 13 years ago
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Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt- This is my all time favorite quote!
almost 13 years ago

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