quotes n stuff

When I cleaned out my pc  I founds some old emails, heres one I thought I would share:

Gr/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color>/fontfamily> Verdana0000,0000,0000 eat Quotes by Great Ladies!

/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color>/fontfamily> Comic Sans MSFFFF,0000,FFFFInside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,0000,FFFFThe hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 8080,0000,8080I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,0000,8080Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 8080,0000,8080A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,0000,8080Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> FFFF,0000,0000My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,0000,8080Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,8080,0000A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Handsome-

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The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> FFFF,0000,0000Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited-

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Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,8080,8080Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,8080,8080I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,0000,FFFFIf you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> FFFF,0000,0000When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 8080,0000,0000I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton-

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If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 8080,0000,8080I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 8080,8080,8080When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 8080,0000,8080Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,0000,8080In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 8080,8080,0000I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 8080,0000,0000I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-

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/bigger>/bigger>/bigger>/color> 0000,8080,0000Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-

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anyhuu I'm about to scan all of my photo albums before they go into storage  eek, theres a few of them