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J&J Project - J vs J vs Y

Inspired mostly by Jet Li on the Mirth of Working with Jackie Chan on Forbidden Kingdom while the last portion inspired by what Tsui Hark says about how She Ain't Mean came about.

Jackie: Quick, lift up your feet.

Jet: Huh?

Jackie: I need to know what to say next.

Jet: You mean you pasted the notes underneath my shoes?

Jackie: Yes, there isn’t any more room on your costumes. Quick, lift up your feet.

Jet: But, how did you slip them from under my nose?

Jackie: No, not your nose. I couldn't stuff anything there. Besides, even if I could, I wouldn't be able to see. There're under your shoes.

Jet: I mean how did you do that without my knowing.

Jackie: That's the mysticism of Drunken Boxing, it's something you wouldn't be able understand.

Jet: But I've learned it too.

Jackie: What you learnt in Last Hero in China can't be compared to mine. I've fully mastered everything in Drunken Master.

Jet: But... we all learned the same thing from Eighth Master.

Jackie: Eighth Master was secretly holding something back. He didn't teach us everything. He's saving the best for himself. But I managed to learn all on the sly, observing him sercretly and stole his manual. That's why he wouldn't want to work with me anymore. He feared that I might steal all his trade secrets. It's on your account that he's willing to work with me this time around. But he's always on his guard now.

Pooooof. Mist. Eighth Master appears all of sudden from out of nowhere and whispers to Jet Li: When he does that, you do that, followed by that and finish off with that. Get it?

Eighth Master goes back to his director's seat.

Jackie Chan: What did he say?

Jet Li: He told me not to tell you. It's trade secret.

Jackie Chan: Never mind, lift up your legs.

Jet Li: Ok.

... and several minutes later, Jackie Chan is sprawling on all four.

Jackie Chan: How could you do that? We're supposed to end up in a draw.

Jet Li: I'm sorry. I didn't know you didn't know. It's Eighth Master, he says...

Pooooof. Mist. Eighth Master appears again and interrupts: Yes?

Jackie Chan: But that's not part of the scrīpt.

Eighth Master: There is a change of plan. I got the agreement from the director.

Laughing maniacally, Eighth Master mutters to himself: He has no choice anyway under my "gentle persuasion".

Eighth Master: That'll teach you who's the boss around here and to show some respect to The Peerless Maestro of Martial Arts (Choreography). Did you think I, The Peerless Maestro of Martial Arts (Choreography), would not be aware of what you were up to back then? I purposely let you steal the wrong manual. It only teaches you how to do silly things. But what I miscalculated was that the silly antics you do in the movies are what make you so successful today. So, you still owe me one either way.

Jackie and Jet bow in reverence to the ever so wise Eighth Master, The Peerless Maestro of Martial Arts (Choreography), The Transcendent Choreographer Beyond Compare.

about 12 years ago 0 likes  23 comments  0 shares
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This is like, deja vu! Oh, yeah! You posted this in the forum! Very funny.....can't wait to see you perform on your own HBO comedy special! haha!
about 12 years ago
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I love this! Hope you will keeping joining in on jetli to write scenarios. Yours are very funny!
about 12 years ago
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Performing? -_-''. I'm just a passive spectator. Chance of coming up with something like is, as Yuen Wah and Yuen Qiu would say, "1 in a million." Maybe in 24½ Century, says Duck Dodgers.
about 12 years ago
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This is soooo funny!!! Thank you for giving me a good laugh.....
about 12 years ago
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Love Forbidden Kingdom with you and Jackie. You both work really well together. Keep up the good work!
over 11 years ago
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很欣赏你的片和你的修行~~
over 11 years ago
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forbiden Kingdom is a great movie. Your fight scene with Jackie Chan is great! Each move is very precise.
over 11 years ago
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能修到武德至高境界,真是不得了!
over 11 years ago
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jet li and jackie the best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
over 11 years ago
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very good the film forbiden Kingdom!! good
over 11 years ago
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nice shot. i love the forbidden kingdom movie! full of action!
over 11 years ago
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is that a screenshot? looks like a action still
over 11 years ago
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That was a great combat scene between two great friends and amazing wushu artists.I have almost all of li lian jie's movies. And in the morning I will have four copies of Mummy 3..I am bothered by the fact that by releasing my e-mail info,i have to shut down my e-mail address,I saw it published in the Baidu search engine,and i have been swamped with really sick things from people. I am a female,not a male,I am "BY" choice celebate,I am a devoted Buddhist , those ideas may be welcome too some,but not to me. Those things saddened me greatly,I was hesitant to come to this web page,but,i wanted to tell you it isn't nice. Jet li,I pray you always have peace and wonderful luck,and success in all your plans and endeavors,keep the FAITH!
over 11 years ago
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I forgot to say that Baidu got the information from my blog to this webpage,the blog i sent in li lian jie is more than he realizes,I won't tell anyone why,but it still is very wrong to do that to someone.
over 11 years ago
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every time I see you two big super star I am very happy, and you two bone to be the real super star you two make people in the world very happy.
over 11 years ago
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i like kung fu to
over 11 years ago
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GREAT movie, GREAT cast.
almost 11 years ago
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Love this movie, unfortunately someone stole it but I'm going to buy again soon as I got some extra money.
almost 11 years ago
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B-B-B-B-BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
almost 11 years ago
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super
over 10 years ago
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just great
over 10 years ago
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master li and master chan i want that you teach me
almost 10 years ago
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Jet, você e Jack são formidáveis.
about 7 years ago

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