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PEDAGOGY FOR WARMTH 101

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::clears throat reaching for a deep credible voice::

Pedagogy for Warmth 101

 

FACET 1 - Anger

Be angry. Seek opportunity when it knocks. Such as ROAD RAGE, visit the DMV or HEMORRHOIDS.

In my case, I’m angry at Hollywood’s SYSTEMATICAL CONSTRICTION…that I WON’T talk about. This is art and this is passion!!! ::hulk hogan pose::I got 3 words for them Hollywood SOBs = relentless warrior for your mind bitches!!::clears throat to center self::

 FACET 2 – Senseless Physical Beating

You can watch it or you can partake.

Examples[if gte mso 9]> Normal/w:View 0/w:Zoom /w:Compatibility MicrosoftInternetExplorer4/w:BrowserLevel /w:WordDocument <![endif][if gte mso 10]> <![endif]Last night, we went to a Vietnamese bar called cloud 9 to watch the de la hoya/PACQUIAO fight.Cute waitresses and best of all, indoor smoking haha.We all rooted for Manny Paquiao and he was flawless.I've waited a long time to see this. fighters embrace after De La Hoya throws in the towel after 8 rounds. Manny, came from being dirt poor to making 15 million in this fight and IS the PRIDE OF THE PHILLIPINES. i'm not FLIP but i'm happy for him. my buddy said, if i were a boxer, i would fight like him. but to be honest, i would be so frustrated if i couldn't KICK the guy. really. Pacquiao annihilated him and i loved every moment.The fight was tite and i was heated. the BEER probably had a hand in it too. ORbeat each other senseless.Another "TOP SECRET" promo shoot. power pose after you knock someone out. jumping arm bar so you can get dropped and the pain will keep you warm. clinch tite to steal warmth from your opponent...haha...ew. torpedo into innocent bystanders and 9 times out of 10, they will chase you. FACET 3 - HOT COFFEE[if gte mso 9]> Normal/w:View 0/w:Zoom /w:Compatibility MicrosoftInternetExplorer4/w:BrowserLevel /w:WordDocument <![endif][if gte mso 10]> <![endif]White chocolate mocha with a Christmas twist. and if that doesn't do the trick then...try to vomit and that will do the heating.here's an extreme VOMIT FACE for LUVLI…(how? You may ask. Just the thought of her bring vomit to my face)

[if gte mso 9]> Normal/w:View 0/w:Zoom /w:Compatibility MicrosoftInternetExplorer4/w:BrowserLevel /w:WordDocument <![endif][if gte mso 10]> <![endif]FACET 4 - EAT STUFF[if gte mso 9]> Normal/w:View 0/w:Zoom /w:Compatibility MicrosoftInternetExplorer4/w:BrowserLevel /w:WordDocument <![endif][if gte mso 10]> <![endif]there's nothing likeeating hot noodles during the winter.[if gte mso 9]> Normal/w:View 0/w:Zoom /w:Compatibility MicrosoftInternetExplorer4/w:BrowserLevel /w:WordDocument <![endif][if !mso]> <![endif][if gte mso 10]> <![endif]D-man and I getting our pho on in lilSaigon. Hey that rhymes. can't do without hot sauce. if you haven't tried pho (viet noodles) then you haven't lived. breast meat.me and my subconscious desire to get fat. Viet fish sauce, mam.------------------------------------------------me and justin at chaya tea house.can we get any cooler? whoops! spoke too soon cuz we just did WUT the FUCK did they PUT IN OUR FOOD?!!FACET 5 - JESSICA GOMES (DEDICATED TO GILGAMESH for flashing other womens boobs at me)

this girl is just the flavor of the week!

foine model from australia who is Singaporean Chinese and Portuguese. 

exactly what a Chinese-Portuguese should look like. but... i guess anyone can look good in a picture haha

HOPE THOSE METHODS HELP YOU STAY WARM 

a dance for the "staff" that MsScarlett's gotta learn.

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