RT @Independent: Hedy Lamarr was born 100 years ago today. She helped invent wifi, Bluetooth and GPS http://t.co/5CrzsjeEcg http://t.co/Qsy…

RT @janewiedlin: Where you go after getting discombobulated at the airport: http://t.co/b65kBnpDqD

@VladQuigley no wonder

RT @GreenMasterYoda: Sued you all will be for dressing as me. Bitch my lawyer is. Halloween Happy you to.

Why does everyone look like Ruth Gordon in Boulder, Colorado?

I'm shaving daily in November like other intelligent people who know not shaving doesn't do anything except make one look homeless

@amandadeibert not at all! I do it all the time. Although with some Reposado on the side. Xxoo

Homemade and home grown arugula salad w radish and pecorino http://t.co/0Jjd9Kp9v9

Dinner in Boulder, Colorado. They have marihuana on the menu!!!! http://t.co/8F6aXyR7xL

At least this is a promising thing to see #stupidkansans http://t.co/wxBkobHcv2