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  • I love Jet Li!!


    Thats me and Jet>>>>
    We're married :D lol

    Having Charisma Carpeneter and Jet Li in the same movie is one of my dreams checked off my list :)

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    Sunday, Apr 26, 2009 8:22PM / Members only

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  • A Jet Li joke i heard :P

    Saturday, Mar 14, 2009 7:38AM / Members only

    Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal.


    He says to his pal :     "Hey! That's Steven Spielberg over there!
    God, I wish he'll come over to say "Hi".

    Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose.

    Li : "Hey!! What that's for?!"

    Spielberg : "You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!"

    Li : "I'm not Japanese! I'm Chinese!"

    Spielberg :     "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!"

    Spielberg walks back to the other side. Then Jet Li calmly walks over to Spielberg and gives him a really heavy punch on the face.

    Spielberg : "Hey! What that's for... .. !?!"

    Li : "YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!"

    Spielberg : "No, I didn't, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"

    Li : "Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"

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  • Chucky raids New York! Aaaaagh! :P

    Saturday, Sep 13, 2008 7:13PM / Members only

     

    Chucky's 20th Birthday

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  • alivenotdead
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  • dutkova
    posted on Thursday, Jun 24, 2010 3:20AM  [Report]
    you are welcome :)
    its my pleasure :))
    Let´s all your dreams come true !!!
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    posted on Wednesday, Jun 23, 2010 4:55PM  [Report]
    Happy Birthday!!!
    Best wishes for you:)
  • wangjiyuan2009
    posted on Wednesday, Jun 24, 2009 3:08AM  [Report]
    I like Jet Li!!
    But the foreigners did not expect so many love Jet Li!!
  • dutkova
    posted on Monday, Jun 22, 2009 2:30AM  [Report]
    Thank you:)
    I wish you a nice summer too!!! Take care!
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    posted on Saturday, Jun 20, 2009 7:24PM  [Report]
    Happy Birthday!!!!
    Best wishes for you!
  • prue
    posted on Thursday, May 14, 2009 8:23AM  [Report]
    hi!
    how are you?
    I wanna just say thank you about video on forum.
    have a nice day!
  • jvanzanten
    posted on Wednesday, Apr 1, 2009 9:02PM  [Report]
    hello my friend ,i am fine , how are you. and thanks for your e-mail . have a good week.
    greetings from holland .

    take care.
  • AnneKoudijs
    posted on Wednesday, Apr 1, 2009 12:48AM  [Report]
    You have a nice week to! :)
  • AnneKoudijs
    posted on Tuesday, Mar 31, 2009 10:04PM  [Report]
    Hi!
    I love you're pictures of Jet Li!
    I'm a big Jet Li fan to
    Take care
  • dutkova
    posted on Sunday, Mar 29, 2009 2:55AM  [Report]
    HI, my dear friend:)
    Iam fine thank you. Have a nice weekend too!
    Take care:)
  • dutkova
    posted on Friday, Mar 20, 2009 3:18AM  [Report]
    Hi, my friend:) How are you?
    I hope that you are ok.
    I wish you happy every day!
  • dutkova
    posted on Wednesday, Mar 18, 2009 11:15PM  [Report]
    Hi, my friend:) Thank you very much for your wish. My name is Susan and my mail adress is: [email protected]
    Iam happy that we are friends:)
    Have a nice day!
  • dutkova
    posted on Saturday, Mar 14, 2009 10:12PM  [Report]
    its ok. You have very nice pic of jet li.
    We can be friends if you want.
    I wish you very nice weekend!
  • jvanzanten
    posted on Saturday, Mar 14, 2009 8:29PM  [Report]
    hello , nice to meet you. i am jessica , and i like jetli to. i am very big fan of jetli , and his great foundation . you have very cool pictures of jetli , i like it. can i be your friend. have a nice weekend , and greetings from holland.
  • jedijetmaste
    posted on Monday, Feb 2, 2009 6:59AM  [Report]
    Hey you like if ur on facebook check out my Jet Li page and let me know what you think. I trying to build a community of fans so we can share news and whatnot on facebook. I would love to hear ur thought. :)

    Heres the link

    http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/pages/Jet-Li-News/34590252495
  • jedijetmaste
    posted on Monday, Feb 2, 2009 6:54AM  [Report]
    sorry I type way too fast so a few spelling errors lol
  • jedijetmaste
    posted on Monday, Feb 2, 2009 12:38AM  [Report]
    Hi Chucky. Just thought I'd say hello and introduce myself. always nice to meet a fellow Jet Li fan. all the best :)
  • prue
    posted on Thursday, Dec 25, 2008 2:58PM  [Report]
    merry christmas and have a wonderfu holiday!
    take care!
  • prue
    posted on Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 10:11PM  [Report]
    nice to meet you!!!
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