Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal.

He says to his pal : "Hey! That's Steven Spielberg over there!
God, I wish he'll come over to say "Hi".

Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose.

Li : "Hey!! What that's for?!"

Spielberg : "You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!"

Li : "I'm not Japanese! I'm Chinese!"

Spielberg : "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!"

Spielberg walks back to the other side. Then Jet Li calmly walks over to Spielberg and gives him a really heavy punch on the face.

Spielberg : "Hey! What that's for... .. !?!"

Li : "YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!"

Spielberg : "No, I didn't, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"

Li : "Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"