fun

show. I do well on nyquil. Is the shit. Other nite I was performing and order orange juice and they taste strange and realized they put champagne in it,( later) I was drunk and it was most gayest set ever. (ladies love me tho) and it will never happen again. as I type that shit was so illegal. haha! getting my ass raped! worst thing ever!

I’m sick of listening to comics they complain how bad and lonely they are I’m like shutta fuck up noone want to hear you cry. blah blah blah. everyone need to live on street a lil and get more street cred. White...Read more

mmm

I have this strange fever and cough last 2 days, I think my body is not used to long drive( san diego, long beach, downey) everyday. It was blessing because all the gigs were paid but I was lil tired.( Coolest thing was opening for edwin because I always wanted to and he is like nicest guy ever! ) I think hard part of doing comedy is not everyone is good people. I go to church and started to think everyone is sweet. So I get sad lot. I always think I can make everyone happy. But I realized that drain my energy. God was showing me many things past few da...Read more

booty pop

nice one wins in the end. always.

applause.

fireflies

I’ve been productive because I don’t have curtains ( sun wakes me up.)

I’m starting everything new, new job new gigs new shit

I need new whips and new chicks

when I was like 7, I foud out about fireflies. Those are warm and beautiful from far, but close it looks like burnt cockroaches. Michelle took me out on date in open car. That reminded me when my dad took me and sis out on big truck ride. We wore hawaiian dress ( because he went hawaii with his mistress ) and laughed so much. Everything of my childhood memories has bitt...Read more

san diego oh oh oh

was fun time with my girlfriend. yep. church peeps are always encouraging and they are always mood upper. Human prozac. I hope you( well only my ex reads this blog it’s so annoying but who cares my DAD reads it too. I’m interesting person I know) will do so. San Diego is romantic city.

My friend might do youtube skit with jessica Alba. I had a crush on jessica alba and someone for the longest time then realized I was never into them. The idea of jessica alba. The idea. Of she might be wearing bathing suit when she fries bacon. And ...Read more

sunday

I like feeling high so I go to church, I didn’t feel much so I went to bible study. It is amazing. We were studying bout moses who was alone in desert for 30 years, I was like wow why was I annoyed about me not having ipod. I’m so selfish.

I, came here I wanted make many friends. I’m really happy I accomplish things I couldn’t even imagine. It’s same as american person going to china and learn language and did comedy. I. just. feel.my. trip. was. great. so. blessed.

today was

went to perform with Tracy and gave her trader joe chips ( it’s called lavash chips, I was confused with lavish and was not happy with how simple the chips was, not luxury multi grain with sea salt.) and went to improv to watch show( it was very lesbian and lesbians are so confident.) and spoke to mom about sky, and I was lil homesick but I didn’t loose phone or teeth, or noone was upset with me. People are always upset. It makes me sad. I like watching sky while talking to mom because we live on same planet. I hope more day like today will come wh...Read more

I

stopped blogging years ago because I used to have ex bf who read everything and felt it was creepy. Then I realized I am going to have the same problems untill I post a pic of my baby in few month, so I will suck up and deal with it. I always wonder what would Jerry Seinfield do? Then everything start to make sense. Jerry never be trippin.

I had show in Victorville, yes that was fun but anything that is more than one hour is waste of time unless better pay. I didn’t get back home till 1am because end up going towards vegas getting lost. I was in sa...Read more

sweet sweet

so sweet monday dancing yeah cool

this week

mon store 10-2

Tue warehouse 8

wed victoreville

Thur work 10-

fri store

sat backyard comedy

Till 1 year from now sep 18 2013.