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  • Romance

    Thursday, Jun 17, 2010 2:13AM / Standard Entry / Humor / Members only
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    An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

    Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

    A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."

    Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

    Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck."

    Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

    "Where are you going?" she asked.

    "To get my teeth," he replied.

     

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  • crane
    posted on Wednesday, Oct 6, 2010 2:43AM [Report]
    以前看这个笑话觉得很搞笑,现在觉得心酸。难道时间真的能把感情给磨光吗,无论多深的感情,都会输给时间?
  • JoanneSanderson
    posted on Monday, Jun 28, 2010 11:01PM [Report]
    aw lol that's sweet :D
  • janechu
    posted on Saturday, Jun 19, 2010 10:05AM [Report]
    LOL!!!!!! =D
  • Lynn
    posted on Friday, Jun 18, 2010 8:54PM [Report]
    hahahahahah... good one... I think it would have done just as well without the dentures also!
  • peachey
    posted on Thursday, Jun 17, 2010 10:22PM [Report]
    Lol!


    She sounds like me, "you used to...." :-\
  • AsianChick100
    posted on Thursday, Jun 17, 2010 11:27AM [Report]
    hahahaha. HILARIOUS!!! lol...
  • elavndrc
    posted on Thursday, Jun 17, 2010 11:17AM [Report]
    lol was not expecting that at all.
  • skinph55
    posted on Thursday, Jun 17, 2010 6:51AM [Report]
    hahaha......hilarious......solution......just give it to her!

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